Sex
What's the purpose of a bellybutton?
What's the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."
What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart.
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:"What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?""She has the whitest teeth I've ever come across"
An elderly man goes into a brothel...
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man andasks how old he is. "I'm 90 years old," he says."90!" replies the woman. "Don't you realize you've had it?""Oh, sorry," says the old man, "how much do I owe you?"
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