Science
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would you like it sliced, sir?" the shopkeeper asked politely."What do you think I am?" replied the fag, "...a money box!"
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time.... Sent by Lara
What's the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What's the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt.
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One of them pointed to a ferry and asked, "Elton, what's that?""That's a ferry-boat, George my love," answered Elton."Oooh!" Squealed George, "I knew there was a lot of us, but I didn't know we had our own navy!"
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist."I'm in love with my horse," he said."But that's nothing," replied the shrink. "A lot of people love animals. For instance, my wife and I have a dog that we love very much.""Ah, but doctor," the patient replied. "It's a sexual attraction that I feel toward my horse.""Ahhh!" exclaimed the doc. "What kind of a horse is it? Male or female?""Female, of course," said the bloke. "What do you think I am, a faggot!"
Two homosexuals were talking when...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten circumcised last week."Can I see it?" asked the second gay homosexual, so he promptlydropped his pants to show off his cock."Oooh," squealed his friend, "You look ten years younger!"
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:"I can lick any man in the place!"The nearest customer looks him up and down,then says: "Crude, but direct. Tell me, is this yourfirst time in a gay bar?"
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them have closets to come out of.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
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