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Redneck Jokes
You might be a redneck if...car race
You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
You might be a redneck if...ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
You might be a redneck if...prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
You might be a redneck if...cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
You might be a redneck if...sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your sister.
You might be a redneck if...mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.
You might be a redneck if...car color
The primary color of your car is "Bond-Q."
You might be a redneck if...deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.