Men
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has an Adam's apple that isn't an appleTwo calves that will never become cowsA nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhereA roof of the mouth that won't cover anythingTwenty nails that won't hold a boardA chest that won't hold linenTwo boobs that won't give milkTwo buns that won't feed anyoneA belly button that won't buttonTwo balls that won't rollAn ass that won't pull a plowAn organ that won't play musicA cock that won't crow
If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have...
Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day,?.what do single guys have?A: Palm Sunday.
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He's Breathing.
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall talesbegins.The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."The second can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was walkingdown the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under arock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bitits head off, and sucked the venom down in one gulp. And I'm still heretoday."The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.
What did the man say when he walked...
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?A. In the pages of a romance novel.
Dissapointing
Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?A. No phone numbers.
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person whomakes all their decisions.
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b. Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanent disability.c. There would be a federal holiday every 28 days
What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of theirdecisions.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote control between his toes.
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay them right the first time you can walk all over them forever!!
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill his water bed with gasoline.
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