Men
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
What's the ultimate rejection?
Q: What's the ultimate rejection?A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in on him while he was jerkin off! Billy was so embarrassed. He pulled up his pants as quick as he could. But, his dad already seen him."Billy," said his dad, "doing that will make you go blind""Dad," he replied, "I'm over here!"
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they are coming or going.
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,'Was it as good for you, as it was for me?'
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power goes off.
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they're going to take off.
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanent disability.c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days.d) All of the above.
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.
Which of the following lines will do a better job...
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?1) Get away or I'll call the police!!!2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Three men and a baby
"Three Men And A Baby"........What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back after having caught nothing.
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house.
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in.The other 3 are there to listen to himbrag about the screwing part!
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