Kids Jokes
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
stool taken!
|What's an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?A pool table?
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your eating outside!
Insect's favorite game
|What is the insect's favorite game?Cricket!
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he slaps you back!
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito's favorite sport?Skin-diving!
lawyer and a mosquito
|What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when you die!
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