Kids Jokes
The newly web game!
|What is a spiders favorite TV show?The newly web game!
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?Your spinning me a yarn here!
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
A maggot with attitude!
|What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren't that bright!
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm holes in your garden!
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
It's been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It's been nice gnawing you!
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty kid!
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
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