Kids Jokes
I'll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?I'll get you next slime!
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"!
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it out!
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come on a plate!
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn't have a web he had a website!
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became a daddy short legs!
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