Kids Jokes
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What's up Pussycat!
|What's a mouse's least favorite record?What's up Pussycat!
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse's favorite game?Hide and squeak!
It's croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It's croak-et!
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
A croakus!
|What's a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn't have horns?A bullfrog!
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
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