Kids Jokes
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
fit over a bucket!
|What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they're at home?Mousework!
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?Three blind mice!
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
When it's raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it's raining cats and dogs!
A thin mouse!
|What's the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there's a moose on the loose!
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd dog!
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!
mouse's favorite record?
|What's a mouse's favorite record?Please cheese me!
A mouse sandwich!
|What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
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