Kids Jokes
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?Because rolling stones gather no moths!
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
A mammoth!
|What's the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the floor show!
A killer butterfly!
|What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?Mice Krispies!
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
'Please cheese me'!
|What is a mouse's favorite record?'Please cheese me'!
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Stalagmice!
|What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
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