Blonds
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde's mind? Blow in her ear.
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.How do you confuse her even more?Ask her where she went.Sent by Chris
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds."
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? Finger on chin I don't know. Hits forehead Oh I get it!
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.Sent by L&S
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde boys aren't that smart either.
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde asked the clerk what it was. The Clerk said it was athermous. What does the thermous do? It keeps hot things hotand cold things cold. So she bought one. The blonde brought it towork one day and the blondes boss who also is a blonde said whatis that thing? It is a thermous the first blonde said. What doesit do? Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. What do you havein it? I have coffee and a popcycle in it.Sent by Tom
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There's white out on the screen and lipstick on the joystick!
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw a sign that read 'DisneyLand Left.' So they went home.
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That's the proper place to wash vegetables.
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of M&Ms and ask her to alphabetize them. Part II: Why does that work? 'Does 3 come before E or between M and W?'
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven...one to mix the batter and six to peel the M&Ms.
A blonde goes for a job interview...
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start with the basics.'So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?' The blonde counts carefully on her fingers forabout 30 seconds before replying, 'Ehhhh .. 22!' The interviewer tries another straightforward oneto break the ice. 'And can you tell us your height, please?' The young lady stands up and produces a measuringtape from her handbag. She then traps one endunder her foot and extends the tape to the top ofher head. She checks the measurement and announces,'Five foot two!' This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes forthe real basics. 'And uhh, just to confirm for ourrecords, your name please?' The blonde bobs her head from side to side for abouttwenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself,before replying, 'Mandy!' The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, sohe asks, 'Just out of curiosity, Miss. We can understandyour counting on your fingers to work out your age, andthe measuring tape for your height is obvious, but whatwere you doing when we asked you your name?' 'Ohh that!', replies the blonde, 'That's just me runningthrough 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you....''
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!
What is a blonde mating call?
What's a blonde's mating call? I think I'm drunk.
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