Blonds
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the...
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There is white out on the screen
Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that theblonde behind the wheel was knitting.The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to thedriver--"PULL OVER!""NO!" the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!"
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I'll describe the visualfirst, then as I tell the joke I'll cue you when to use it) Visual: Stretch your arms straight out sideways with hands alsostretched wide open.Joke: Why did the blonde want to date Jesus? She heard he was (usevisual) HUNG LIKE THIS!!!!
What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it.
What does a blonde say after sex?
What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks Guys.
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes...Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
A drunken blonde goes into a bar...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Gimme a beer." The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?" To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland -- "Left", so they turned around and went home.
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky.
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it".Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with Wal-Mart; now you can follow me over to K-Mart."
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?Data transfer.
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then...
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and come home?It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said"CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to know who the other man was...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,"Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I'll sink?"
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